well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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