We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
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How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
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The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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