This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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