For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
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You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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