I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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