I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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