we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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