Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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