woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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