it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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