its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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