yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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