her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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