I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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You. Win. At. Life.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
And then he peed in my hair
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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