Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I just forgot I was standing up.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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