Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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