you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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