if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
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Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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