Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
there is glitter all over my balls
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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