its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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