Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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