i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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