Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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