OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Damn victory sex feels great
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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