Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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