she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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