I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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