and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
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you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
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He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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