Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
