Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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