When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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