new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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