Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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