i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
