Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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