big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Less talking, more tequila
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Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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