You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Randomize
