I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Be still, my beating vagina.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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