why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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