So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
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$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
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Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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