pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Terrible idea I love it
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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