Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
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Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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