Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
The adults are the big ones right?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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