wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
and you fell through a lawn chair
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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