Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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