better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
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Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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