We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Holy sore nipples Batman
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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