This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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