Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
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We can get drunk and battle coyotes
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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