we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
We need to rekindle our bromance
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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