Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(206): View more from Washington

Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on

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(641): View more from Iowa

I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.

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(206): View more from Washington

This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.

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(917): View more from New York City

shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom

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(867): View more from Yukon/N.W.Territory

Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot

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I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship

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(707): View more from California

We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly

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(905): View more from Ontario

You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats

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