In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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