I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
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Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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