Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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