i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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