What a fucking waste of an outfit
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
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I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
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Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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