Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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