I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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